This is Stu Jackson reporting from the Jacksonville Jaguars headquarters on the eve of training camp. Here is the latest news from the team facility. As players arrived for camp, heads turned when our newest wide receiver arrived wearing the latest Armani suit with ballerina shoes. He also clutched his pet guinea pig (Nina) which accompanied him to the event. Later that day he also alarmed team and league officials, while in his capacity as team captain instituting a rule calling for fines for any players wearing white after Labor day. The league union is looking into the report and have not commented. Also in team news... On the offensive front, rumours are swirling regarding an alledged affair between our starting MLB and the wife of our starting running back and future hall famer, who shall remain nameless. The team brass are concerned this may adversely affect his progression during camp. That is all from the Jags team headquarters for now, back to you in Bristol...
